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Phoebe: No. Look, it, it was stupid. Chandler and his mom come out]. Ross: You're good. [To Central Perk] Still doing the play. No big deal? Monica: [Reading] 'A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green'. [They shake hands] So I told her. Joey: Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing. What'd you think? That means he's artistic. Ross walks up]. Discover (and save!) Monica: How would I know? Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened. Be cool, be cool, be cool. [Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down] But.. we don't have to go down that road. Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. Twitter: @FriendsLikeUsP1 Instagram: friendslupodcast Facebook: Friends Like Us Podcast (@friendslupodcast) Chandler's flamboyant romance-novelist mother comes to visit, and Joey catches her kissing Ross. Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. And then- we just get nothing back! I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226? Phoebe: Really? They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! When Chandler whines he has no-one to kiss at midnight; Joey does the honors. I love her books! No big deal? The girls explain how they've been t… Copy the URL for easy sharing. Morgan Fairchild: Nora Bing: Cosimo Fusco: Paolo: David Sederholm: Coma Guy: Monica and Phoebe start flirting with a really cute guy as he crosses the street. Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up]. Chandler: Yeah, why not. Are we okay now? Hi, um, 'kay. Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here? Now you tell me she's not a knockout. [Cut to Joey listening at the door. Anything you want from Lisbon? Hello, Coma Guy. Joey: Ah! Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?! Ross: You're good. Ross: You're my friend. In the end, everyone ends up without a date and fulfilling the pact. I don't even say woowoo. Watch this 老友记 video, season 1 episode 11 the one with mrs bing, on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and browse other 老友记 videos. Ross is now clearly drunk. Monica: I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. Right? I bought my son his first condoms. Chandler: I can't believe it. What the hell were you thinking? People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer. Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you. Joey: In Bizarro World!! Let's go, Phoebe. [Rachel feeds something to Paolo. [Looks through the spyhole]. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept. That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'? Joey: [Shouting after him] Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! Rachel: Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say 'When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?'? I'll just pee in the street. [Plays a few chords] Um, Rachel can we do this now? [Chandler opens the door and startles them. Rachel: Okay. Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up]. Chandler: That's very funny. Mrs. Bing: As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress. Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap! Monica: This is so typical. Paolo kissed my mom? Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. Search. It's the one he's licking. Jay Leno (TV): Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? But I guess it was just the coma. Mar 3, 2013 - FRIENDS -- "The One With Mrs. Bing" Episode 11 -- Pictured: Morgan Fairchild as Nora Tyler Bing, Jay Leno as Himself Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images Sort by: Filter by Rating: 8 /10. [To Ross] See what happens when you break the code? Watch Queue Queue. You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? [Pre-intro scene: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand]. Chandler: Exactly. [Leaves and slams the door], [Scene 7: Central Perk- no Chandler. The One with Mrs. Bing is the eleventh episode of the first season of Friends. Only you could've picked this place. I bet he's a lawyer. Be cool, be cool, be cool. He did it. Monica: [Reads] Yeah, I'd say so. Chandler: You kissed my best Ross! Monica: He's coming. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Coma Guy: So. She's, she's sexy, she's-. Run! Directed by James Burrows. [Kisses him and goes to leave]. Phoebe: Look at you! Monica: I wish all guys could be like him. Ross: Chandler, can I just say something? Ross: [Entering] What is this dive? Chandler: Please God don't let it be Kung Pao Chicken. [Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction] No! I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Two sets of lips. Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say 'When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?'? Rachel: [Into microphone] Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay. Chandler is talking with his mom]. Joey: [Laughing] Mother-Kisser... [Sees Ross's look] I'll shut up. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. Most moms use the phone. Phoebe: Well, actually it's just from me. Now you tell me she's not a knockout. [She sees Monica sneaking out] Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break! And- he can dance! He eats it and licks her hand]. [Chandler grabs his finger] Okay, that's my finger. Monica: Oh, I don't know. Ross: No. Chandler: Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen. I guess I'll see you around. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. You're smart, you're sexy... Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me. Monica: [Reading] 'A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green'. The game of 'who cares for the coma guy the most' reaches obsessive levels, with the two girls unable to spend a minute away from him, until the guy wakes from the coma. Give it back! Ross: Well, see? Chandler: Awful. Joey is making a snack at the bar]. We thought you were different. Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel? Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? [To Central Perk] Still doing the play. [Scene 8: Chandler and Joey's. Joey: In Bizarro World!! Run! [Turns on the TV]. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. [Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler]. Skip navigation Sign in. Rachel tries to write porn! [Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee] That's, that's my knee. [Credits Scene: Mon+Rach's. Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? Jay Leno (TV): ...Now what is this about you-you being arrested i-in London? Mrs. Bing: No. [They shake hands] So I told her. [Points to door] Huh? Jay Leno (TV): Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked. Joey: [To Ross, on the couch] Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here? ', Joey: Then she came back with 'The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?'. Mrs. Bing: No. No? [Writes a little more] I am so hot! Nora Tyler Bing is the mother of Chandler Bing and ex-wife of Charles Bing, played by Morgan Fairchild.A graphic adult novelist, she divorced her husband when she learned of his sexuality and his affair with the pool boy when Chandler was very young (Chandler hates Thanksgiving and all Thanksgiving food because they told him they were separating at Thanksgiving dinner). It's the one he's licking. Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! Joey: Ah! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked. [She and Paolo walk a little way down the hall], [Joey and Ross go into Monica and Rachel's apartment]. Ross: I cannot believe we're having this conversation. Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown- it's Ross], [Ross drags Joey into the hall and slams the door]. Monica! [Cut to the hospital. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off. Rachel: Okay. 11: 11 "The One with Mrs. Bing" James Burrows: Alexa Junge: January 5, 1995 () 456660: 26.6: Chandler's flamboyant romance-novelist mother, Nora Bing … [Grabs Phoebe and turns her away] Phoebe. Ross walks up]. Y'know, we give, and we give, and we give. Two sets of lips. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. [A woman emerges from the toilet behind him and he tries to pretend he was in the other one]. Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size. [Runs out, knocking over the mike stand]. Also Phoebe and Monica try to date a guy in a coma! Monica: I'm Monica Geller. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'. Without me? Phoebe: What about Glen? Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You broke the code! They start from the beginning in hopes of making it through all 236 episodes. Starring: Jennifer Aniston (Rachel Green), Courteney Cox (Monica Geller), Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay), Matt Le Blanc (Joey Tribbiani), Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing), David Schwimmer (Ross Geller) Special Guest Star: Morgan Fairchild (Nora Bing) [Whips back the sheet], [Cut to Chandler and Joey's place. [Kisses him and goes to leave]. I mean, what was I hoping would happen? The guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting]. Chandler: No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough. Mrs. Bing: [Reentering] O-kay. Rachel: Alright, that's it! Coma Guy: So, the Etch-a-Sketch is from you guys? [Scene 8: Chandler and Joey's. And then one day, y'know, it's just, you wake up, and 'See you around'! Mrs. Bing (TV): ...This is kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I've been intimate with a man... Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing? He turns and doesn't see an ambulance, which hits him and knocks him into a coma. Right? [Cut to the hospital. Chandler: Please God don't let it be Kung Pao Chicken. [Leaves; slams the door]. Joey: C'mon! Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might. Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000). Chandler: That would be no. Search. Monica: I'm not really here. I-I had to tell you. [Runs out, knocking over the mike stand]. It was written byAlexa Jungeand directed byJames Burrows. No? Rachel: Hi! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning? Chandler: What are you guys doing out here? Are we okay now? ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_One_with_Mrs._Bing?oldid=42074. Monica: Why did I 'woo-hoo'? Chandler: I can't believe it. Chandler: I can't believe you did this. Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit him, and Joey catches her and Ross kissing. Monica: I know! Rachel: Yeah. They'll break it down from all angles, play some games, and rank reach episode one at a time until they create the definitive best to worst list. Coma Guy: So, the Etch-a-Sketch is from you guys? Admit something to me? Alright? Mrs. Bing (TV): ...This is kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I've been intimate with a man... Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing? What the hell were you thinking? Rachel: Well,sounds like you two have issues. Monica: I'm Monica Geller. [Plays a few chords] Um, Rachel can we do this now? Monica: Oh, I don't know. Rachel: Alright, alright, so I'm not a great typist... Ross: Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why? [Sung:] Ross does some shots! Joey: [Laughing] Mother-Kisser... [Sees Ross's look] I'll shut up. I cannot get on a plane without one! Release Calendar DVD & Blu-ray Releases Top Rated Movies Most Popular Movies Browse Movies by Genre Top Box Office Showtimes & Tickets Showtimes & Tickets In Theaters Coming Soon Coming Soon Movie News India Movie Spotlight. Wait, wait. WHAT an ep! You know, knowledge is a tricky thing. Your language. Monica: This is so typical. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing? [Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down] But.. we don't have to go down that road. The One with Mrs. Bing. Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you. Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. There's something I have got to say... I mean, what was I hoping would happen? Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. Huh? [Scene 5: Chandler and Joey's, morning. Ross is now clearly drunk. You're smart, you're sexy... Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me. You have got yourself a book. [Leaves and slams the door], [Scene 7: Central Perk- no Chandler. Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch'. It starts with Monica reading Coma Guy a newspaper]. They are both somewhat flustered]. Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. There's something I have got to say... Joey: Shh. Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?! You have got yourself a book. Only you could've picked this place. Chandler: That would be no. Ross: Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something? Ross: Oh my God! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom! Chandler: That's very funny. Phoebe: You know who shaved you? Just a dream I had- but, phew. Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time. Joey: No, no. I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. They are both somewhat flustered]. Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door. Phoebe: Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible. Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. Phoebe: Y'know what? Okay? Rachel: Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! [Writes a little more] I am so hot! He said 'When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom? Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you. 111 Mrs. Bing ; 112 The Dozen Lasagnas ; 113 The Boobies ; 114 The Candy Hearts ; 115 The Stoned Guy ; 116 The Two Parts, Part I ; 117 The Two Parts, Part II ; 118 All The Poker ; 119 The Monkey Gets Away ; 120 The Evil Orthodontist ; 121 The Fake Monica ; 122 The Ick Factor ; 123 The Birth ; 124 Rachel Finds Out ; SEASON 2. 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